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Carry a little wry humor wherever you go with this clear acrylic keychain charm. The slim, rectangular acrylic tag shows a minimalist, typewriter-style message that reads with deadpan bluntness. Lightweight yet durable, the transparent material lets the text subtly echo on the reverse, creating an understated layered look. It hangs easily from keys, bags, or zipper pulls and adds a small, sharp-edged laugh to everyday routines — the kind that turns a rush-hour moment into a private joke.
This charm feels at home with people who appreciate blunt wit and minimalist design. It slips into daily life without shouting: clipped to a commuter’s keys, paired with a canvas tote, or tucked into a locker. The transparency keeps the focus on the line of text, while the sturdy acrylic stands up to everyday use. Bring a small, honest smile to someone who likes things dry, honest, and slightly rebellious.
Product features
- 100% durable acrylic construction
- Transparent material shows design on both sides
- Lightweight, slim rectangular profile
- High-quality, long-lasting finish
- 5% product discount applied
Care instructions
- Clean with a soft, damp cloth. Avoid any chemicals.
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$3.47
This charm feels at home with people who appreciate blunt wit and minimalist design. It slips into daily life without shouting: clipped to a commuter’s keys, paired with a canvas tote, or tucked into a locker. The transparency keeps the focus on the line of text, while the sturdy acrylic stands up to everyday use. Bring a small, honest smile to someone who likes things dry, honest, and slightly rebellious.
Product features
- 100% durable acrylic construction
- Transparent material shows design on both sides
- Lightweight, slim rectangular profile
- High-quality, long-lasting finish
- 5% product discount applied
Care instructions
- Clean with a soft, damp cloth. Avoid any chemicals.